December 2011
ONE MINUTE GUISE
“Then you shoot me,” I say furiously, shoving the weapons back at him, “You shoot...”
– Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark, The Hunger Games. (via mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou)
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
deduces:
mycroftss:
guYS half an hour till sherlock day
halp me
9 MINUTES NOW SQUEAL
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I’m crying right now ‘cause I’m so excited for Sherlock.
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me: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
parents: you're taking up sailing now?
me: john and sherlock are gay
parents: what
me: what
literalsigh:
spoiler alert: 2012 is not that different from 2011
The life of a Wholockian.: LOL. They've found us! →
suddenlyflying:
Hardcore Sherlock fans have taken to sites such as Tumblr in order to imagine what Holmes and Watson might get up to once the deduction is done for the day. Cue much nervous giggling between Freeman and Cumberbatch. “There is weird fan fiction out there — weird,” Cumberbatch…
skarosoul:
mclonnon:
It’s new year’s eve, not new year’s steve.
omg
mycroftss:
i still can’t get over the fact that there is an actual resolution to the pool scene and we’re going to be watching it
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OMG IT'S BEAUTIFUL
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Found. The Bruce-Partington plans. Please collect. The Pool. Midnight.
Stranger 2: Sherlock?
Stranger 1: I will burn you.
Stranger 1: I will burn the heart out of you.
Stranger 2: NO GTFO, MORIARTY
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 1: YOU GTFO, ANDERSON
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: I'M NOT ANDERSON
Stranger 1: WELL GOOD I HATE THAT GUY
Stranger 2: FUCK ANDERSON
Stranger 1: HE'S CREEPY AROUND DINOSAURS
Stranger 2: I know ugh. what a pervert
Stranger 1: Really. And people think I'm twisted. Hello, he was feeling up the t-rex exhibit when he took his niece to the zoo!
Stranger 2: I swear, that man has problems
Stranger 1: He really does.
Stranger 1: If this isn't Anderson... Who is it?
Stranger 1: Perhaps the good doctor?
Stranger 2: Yes, hello.
Stranger 1: Ah, I see. Couldn't recognize you without the bomb strapped to your chest.
Stranger 2: But, see, that's okay because Sherlock'll show up
Stranger 2: ...right?
Stranger 1: Are you sure he will?
Stranger 1: He's a sociopath.
Stranger 1: He doesn't care.
Stranger 2: He cares about me
Stranger 2: he told me
Stranger 1: But you've seen him lie. It's easy for him. Pretending.
Stranger 1: He'll get bored, just like he always does.
Stranger 1: That's why he and I are so perfect. I will never be boring.
Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: he'll come
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 1: I'm sure.
Stranger 1: (Do you, perhaps, have a tumblr?)
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: I'm sorry for taking so long to answer, I was forced to eatr
Stranger 2: *eat
Stranger 1: It's fine :)
Stranger 2: my url is fuckyouanderson.tumblr.com
Stranger 1: Ahahaha, I like that!
Stranger 2: I wanted shutupanderson, but it was taken by some girls who never update
Stranger 1: That's always so annoying. If they never use it, they should give it to someone who would.
Stranger 2: I know. I say tumblr should free up urls from people who haven't updates in years
Stranger 2: *updated
Stranger 1: Yeah. Someone should get Karp on that.
Stranger 2: what's your url?
Stranger 1: farmplanettimelady.tumblr.com
Stranger 2: but Karp won't let us have good things
Stranger 1: Too true.
Stranger 1: Ask limit, post limit, TAG limit!
Stranger 2: TAG LIMIT?
Stranger 1: Apparently it can't be too long
Stranger 1: A lot of people were really upset about it
Stranger 2: oh yeah. sigh
Stranger 2: I love your icon, by the way
Stranger 1: Thanks! The Master is my favorite character, pretty much ever.
Stranger 2: I loved Nine
Stranger 1: He was great!
Stranger 1: I feel like people don't appreciate him enough.
Stranger 2: I don't know. I feel like Ten gets all of the attention
Stranger 2: But maybe it's because he had the longest run
Stranger 1: Ten is my favorite, because he was in the first episode I ever saw. He's what got me into Doctor Who.
Stranger 2: I think I saw Eleven first. But I knew that if I was going to watch the show, I was going to have to do it right and start from the beginning
Stranger 2: ...and then I found out that the show has been on for 48 years
Stranger 1: Yeah, I did after I saw that episode.
Stranger 1: Well. I started on the revival x)
Stranger 1: I haven't been able to find the old episodes!
Stranger 1: If only they were on Netflix.
Stranger 2: I found the """Doctor Who Masterpost""""
Stranger 2: and those are links to dailymotion
Stranger 2: I've been watching the episodes with the First Doctor
Stranger 1: Any good?
Stranger 2: they're a little slow
Stranger 2: I think he's funny, though
Stranger 1: That's good. That's my favorite part of the show, the Doctor's sense of humor
Stranger 1: It's kind of sad, because to me Matt Smith isn't the funniest.
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 2: I like the sarcastic ones
Stranger 1: Me, too.
Stranger 1: Nine was hilarious.
Stranger 2: I know!
Stranger 1: I liked Ten because he was a perfect mix of childish and kind of angsty. Tennant pulled it off well.
Stranger 1: But Smith is just like a five year old. It's not very Doctor-y to me.
Stranger 2: I don't know. I kind of like how he's innocent
Stranger 2: Life doesn'
Stranger 2: *t
Stranger 2: always have to be srs bsnss with him
Stranger 1: Yeah, but I think that after all he's been through, he'd be a bit more serious. But he does the job alright, and I still love the show.
Stranger 1: If you could pick any actor to play the Doctor, who would it be?
Stranger 2: Benedict
Stranger 1: He would play it well.
Stranger 2: LET THE DOCTOR BE GINGER
Stranger 1: SERIOUSLY. He's wanted it for so long!
Stranger 1: He deserves it!
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 2: But Benedict said he didn't want to play him
Stranger 1: Why not?
Stranger 2: I don't remember why
Stranger 2: but it was in a video somewhere
Stranger 2: sigh
Stranger 1: That would be amazing, though!
Stranger 1: And Andrew Scott would make a good Master, in my opinion.
Stranger 1: It'd be kind of like Wholock.
Stranger 2: hmmm
Stranger 1: But I want Simm to play the Master for as long as they'll let him. If they ever bring him back.
Stranger 2: YES. I want him to meet Eleven
Stranger 1: Me, too! The banter... Just the thought of it makes me smile.
Stranger 2: wait but if we have Andrew Scott and Benedict in the same episodes, it'll be weird, won't it?
Stranger 1: Maybe. But they do play enemies well
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: wait
Stranger 2: is the person who asked the question still here?
Stranger 1: I don't think so, no.
Stranger 1: I think they started following me.
Stranger 2: yeah, same
Stranger 1: I've gained like fifteen followers today just from Omegle.
Stranger 1: It's kind of awesome.
Stranger 2: haha. I've got 2
Stranger 2: but I've been gaining them in pairs all this week
Stranger 1: Nice :)
Stranger 2: all practicing the buddy system
Stranger 1: Safety first!
Stranger 1: I have to go. Nice meeting you :)
Stranger 2: it was nice meeting you, too. :)
Reblog if you're part of The Hunger Games Fandom.
I'm going to salute Rue when she dies in the...
cinnasketchbook:
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Sherlockians and Omegle are like the perfect mix.
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers.
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers.
heathen-throne:
11:59pm
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00:01am
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Oh my god omegle, I love you. So many Sherlockians.
Them: So what did you do this last year
Me: Oh you know. Just stuff.
Them: What kind of stuff?
Me: Watched countless hours of television, fangirled over British shows, cried over Doctor who, spent a lot of my time shipping Sherlock and John, screamed Moffat's name pointlessly to the sky, and spent nearly all of my free time on tumblr.
Them: ...
Them: So I'm guessing your new years resolution is to stop all that.
Me:
Them:
Me:
Them:
Me: Why the hell would I want to do that.
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
I don't understand doctors
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Nothing leaves this room. All confidential.
Me: I'm really not.
Doctor: I need you to tell me if you are.
Me: Well, I'm not, so...
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
Me: I just said I wasn't sexually active.
Doctor: Please just answer the question.
Me: No. I'm not pregnant.
Doctor: Are you sure?
OH DEAR GOD. THE SHERLOCK ADVERT JUST CAME UP. OH WOW. OH GOSH. EVERY SINGLE TIME I CAN’T HELP BUT SCREAM OH MY GOD LESS THAN A DAY. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. AFTER ALL THIS TIME, IT’S REALLY HAPPENING.
inlovewithfictionalcharacters:
Tonight
Tomorrow
For the rest of the three weeks
After that